Warmup weight leg press at 200kg, reps: 30. Laughing and crying at the same time. #notcrazy #truestory

@nabeshin32 yeah, pretty sure i have to at least be able to mistake MX records for email addresses first.. ;P #truestory

Just tried the sneeze "life-hack" - pressing tongue on roof of mouth to stop sneeze. Holy crap, it works! #truestory

RT @ChrisNspires nigga is a 6 year junior, has a severe drug habit nd really think he gona be a rock star.. doin gigs at mugshots #truestory

When a guy takes a nap i think its soooo cute! #truestory

RT @Jus_Phill: BBM needs to make an icon for the #kanyeshurg and the middle finger #truestory/ I agree!

I cant explain this feelin i think about it everyday and even though we moved on it get so hard 2 walk away #truestory ..

#truestory RT @DevyDevSmid #negative RT @EllennBabyy he'll be back - i'll be gone.

BBM needs to make an icon for the #kanyeshurg and the middle finger #truestory

RT @RevRunWisdom: Ppl will only try to bring u DOWN becuz ur up so HIGH they can't see u! #truestory

@ShaShaBulay seee! the last text i have from you is from my b-day!! #truestory

@AmorJaDore lmfao wateva I AM A PROUD VIRGIN. #truestory lls

Guys are douche bags & i hate them all. And i feel thats why the lesbian rate is going up in this country. #truestory * @Sn00ki

@BiancaCharisma #truestory homie

watching the musical The Producers at home is nothing like the original Producers at Grauman's with Mel Brooks sitting behind you #truestory

RT @NYBreezeMami: EVERYBODY'S a Freak #truestory

#truestory!!! RT @Dat_PRETTY_SK: RT @DamnItsTrue True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes"

Most ppl just don't know about me and thts cool, nut just ask about me and they'll tell u #Truestory anybody will

@NillaBoo naw dat retweet was a #truestory

#truestory RT @SexCigarsBooze: Sex is a lot like pizza, when it’s good, it’s really good; when it’s bad, it’s still kinda good.(via @dahara)